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Anonymous asked: Good demon, best friend.
laura-is-a-butt asked: ANTHONY J. CROWLEY YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO. 83 MINUTE DELAYS ON THE WAY HOME FROM LONDON YESTERDAY BECAUSE OF THE BLOODY M25. I AM DISPLEASED WITH YOU.
I was just doing my job, there is no need to be upset
askgocrowley said: AZIRAPHALE DON’T LET HIM SELL YOU ANYTHING, HE IS A BAD MAN
Now that’s not very fair. Especially coming from a demon, of all beings.
That’s RACIST
askgocrowley replied to your post: Mm, obesity rates can be depressing, although with the type of food they’re eating in America they’re both obese and malnourished, which pleases me. Sadly your demon banned me from working on you. And he is your demon, for as long as he is the demon we associate with you.
AZIRAPHALE DON’T LET HIM SELL YOU ANYTHING, HE IS A BAD MANI understand that he’s not very good, but he seems polite enough…
No, he isn’t polite, he called us fat
not to mention that he is a douche
Are we really starting in on this wedding nonsense again
I do apologize for my lack of activity on the tumble! It’s been quite busy here, and although I’m quite sure there will be more activity, I am free to answer questions.
“The tumble”
Youuuu——
I never saw the need with purchasing your books, since I’m…
…perfectly content the way I am!
Hm. Are you sure?
I could sell you a first edition copy of it.
FAMINE I SWEAR TO SATAN I WILL PULL YOUR BRAIN OUT THROUGH YOUR NOSE WITH A HOOK EGYPTIAN STYLE
EXCEPT YOU’LL STILL BE AWAKE
You are extremely defensive.
Your services are simply not required
please take your business elsewhere
like off a cliff maybe
Youuuu——
I never saw the need with purchasing your books, since I’m…
…perfectly content the way I am!
Hm. Are you sure?
I could sell you a first edition copy of it.
FAMINE I SWEAR TO SATAN I WILL PULL YOUR BRAIN OUT THROUGH YOUR NOSE WITH A HOOK EGYPTIAN STYLE
EXCEPT YOU’LL STILL BE AWAKE
Anonymous asked: I knew that boy bands were your doing. I KNEW IT.
Hail Satan.
